Greetings readers. Seeing how its Sunday night and I want to have my nightly cup of tea and burrow into a role playing game book, I figured I’d give you something light to digest this evening. I am a resident of Mansion Park Apartments this year. This quaint complex is nestled on the western end of the campus, far away from the . I enjoy its quiet, lack of authority figures, and excess of storage space in the form of multiple closets (each apartment has 5) . Unlike my time in Evergreen Hall, I don’t have to sign friends in or get approval from roommates to have them over. Despite the relaxed lifestyle, I have couple of qualms with these apartments.
First off, the walls are coated in lead paint. Mind you, its not dangerous unless I decide to have paint chips for dinner, but its still unsettling to know that potential blindness and death are six inches from where I sleep. Couldn’t Rowan University at least try to make me feel safe in my own apartment, what with the muggings and the rape trail. I think for $20,000 a year, I should be entitled to a lead free environment. On the upside, my housing fee does garner me the same luxurious carpet as most other residence halls on campus.
Second, for the third time this semester, the hot water within the apartment is out. It started off in such a state, and maintenance has “fixed it” twice. Both times, the hot water has retreated like the French Army in the face of a German offensive. My roommate intends to go to the Maintenance and speak to them face to face to inform them of the situation. Hopefully, they do a little more than fiddle with the heater for all of two minutes. But if it does break down again this time, I’m gonna call a spade a spade and blame it on gremlins. Otherwise, we just have an underwhelming hot water heater. I mean, with the fall approaching, the prospect of a cold shower does little to excite me.
Well that’s enough ranting for tonight. I’ll leave you with these amusing facts on a caffeine: